A plane was carrying a bunch of madmen and they were making so much noise. One of them entered the Pilot’s room.
Madman: Teach me how 2 fly a plane.
Pilot: I wud teach you,but under one condition.
Pilot: I would teach you only if you can get your friends to keep
Madman: OK.(5minutes later the plane was very quiet).
Pilot: Wow, how did you get them to keep quiet?
Madman: oh that’s simple, I opened the door and told
them to go and play outside.
Credits:Adapted from Mabijo jokes