Akpos walked up to his friend Ejiro, one Sunday and said, “I’m having an affair the pastor’s wife. Can you hold him in church after service for me?”
Ejiro agreed and after mass, he started talking to the pastor and asking him all kind of stupid questions just to
keep him occupied. After about an hour, the pastor got angry and asked Ejiro what’s up.
Feeling guilty, Ejiro confessed, “My friend is having an affair with your wife and they are together right now.”
The pastor then smiled and said, “You should run back home and check your wife, my wife has been dead for years.”
Read Jokes Offline. Get our Mobile app today
Submitted by App User Paul B