When a Lagos boy is toasting you. lol
1. How he approaches you:
Full of swagger and confidence!
2. When he sees you in public, he’s like:
3. When you say you’re not interested, he’s like:
4. When you say you have a boyfriend, he’s like:
“And so what?”
5. When he tells you he has never met a girl like you.
6. How he plans all the messages he sends to you:
Which one will be the most effective?
7. How he is around other girls:
His eye cannot stay in one place!
8. His preferred look when he is coming to confuse you:
White trad gang!
9. When he reaches his final form.
Now you are really in trouble!
10. When he is trying to convince you he loves you.
After 2 whole weeks abi?
11. When you start responding positively to his advances and he starts behaving like you are disturbing him.
Is this one okay at all?
12. When you find out most of his lifestyle is packaging.
Hayyyyyyy see something!
13. When you meet his girlfriend and realise you were being interviewed for side chick work.
Wow! Is this life?